Diaries of a dead one

Quite a discovery: I'm dead—yet not even sure for how long now. Not very surprised though, you know, there were vicious signs all over the place. So here I am – too irksome (humdrum?) to attract the spawns of hell, too bothersome for the celestial city (were there one). Mindlessly wandering, happily dis-living through all the things that have already happened...